Live on the Robinhood Chain

LAPTOP
CAT

$laptopcat

He knocked the mouse off the desk, opened a chart, and never looked back. One black cat, one laptop, one endless green candle — Invest. Learn. Grow.

Contract Address
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Get $laptopcat Meet the Cat
Laptop Cat trading on a laptop in a green neon office
01 — The Story

A cat with a terminal and no exit plan

Nobody taught him. He just sat on the keyboard one night, the screen turned green, and something clicked. Now the desk is his, the chart is his, and the humans of the Robinhood Chain are just here to watch him cook.

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Fair & feral

No presale, no VC litter box. Community owned from the first block.

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Chart pilled

He only knows one candle colour. The green one. Sleeps 16 hours, still up.

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Built on Robinhood

Native to the Robinhood Chain — fast, cheap and built for retail degens.

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Locked & loaded

Liquidity locked, contract renounced. Nothing left to knock off the table.

02 — Tokenomics

Simple as a cat nap

1,000,000,000 Total Supply
0/0 Buy / Sell Tax
100% LP Burned
Renounced Contract Ownership
Contract Address
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03 — How to Buy

Four steps, zero hairballs

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Set up any wallet that supports the Robinhood Chain and keep your seed phrase off the internet.

  2. 02

    Fund it

    Send the chain's gas token to your wallet, or bridge it over from another network.

  3. 03

    Paste the CA

    Open a DEX on the Robinhood Chain and paste the $laptopcat contract address above.

  4. 04

    Swap & chill

    Confirm the swap, close the laptop, and let the cat handle the rest.

04 — Roadmap

The nine lives plan

Phase 1

Wake up

  • Stealth launch on the Robinhood Chain
  • Liquidity locked, ownership renounced
  • First 1,000 holders
Phase 2

Open the laptop

  • DEX & chart tracker listings
  • Meme arsenal and community raids
  • Trending across the chain
Phase 3

Green candle era

  • CEX conversations
  • Merch drop for the litter
  • 10,000+ holders
Phase 4

Nap on the moon

  • Community treasury
  • Laptop Cat becomes the chain's mascot
  • Still no exit plan

Invest. Learn. Grow.

Three words on the wall behind him. He took them literally.

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